done

this thing is effed.

new blog:

http://mandaprajalpa.tumblr.com/

???????

I DONT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BLOGSPOT!!!

IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT TO DO OR HOW TO FIX IT LET ME KNOW?

I GUESS A NEW BLOG OR TUMBLR IS IN ORDER...

gold septum.

I STILL LOVE IT!

coincidence?

so right after i posted "for the fellas", i received the oddest compliment from one of my co-workers. he hadent seen me for a while and when i said hi to him on skype he told me that i looked like the beautiful siren "lorelei" from the Rhein river. i had no idea what he was talking about but was struck with wonder since i am a Rheinlander! i googled the tale and found this:

In the best known invention of the legend, Clemens Brentano's (1801), Lorelei falls in love with the Count of Katzenelnbogen, who marries a girl of noble birth, and Lorelei throws herself off the rock in despair, and thus kills herself. She then becomes a siren. Afterwards she takes her revenge by drowning any men foolish enough to come along the river by her beauty and song, which is related to the murmuring echo among the steep cliffs in the area.
 

The 132 m high Lorelei Rock sits across the Rhein from Sankt Goarshausen and soars some 120 metres above the water line. After leaving Switzerland, the Rhein is at its narrowest and swiftest here. A very strong current and rocks below the waterline have caused many boat accidents. So the stretch was considered dangerous for ships until modern times. On this rock is a huge, erotic Lorelei statue.

after he explained to me that i was like her, he also mentioned that i have a terrible voice, and hes never even heard me sing! so it was like a compliment and an insult at the same time. eh, either way I HELLA DUG IT.

for the fellas.

-I don’t like when you blatantly stare at me – ‘let’s do it’ eyes, puppy dog eyes and stalker eyes do not turn me on.

-I don’t like when you cheesily compliment me. I can see right through a forced and painfully obvious pick up line or flattering remark.

-I don’t like when you make me feel, or try to make me feel, guilty for not being interested in you. I don’t feel guilty at all and those passive aggressive jokes about “well, manda’s never going to be with me anyways” are 100% correct.

-I don’t like when you think you have me pegged and “understand” how I work; you don’t. The more you suck up the more you suck.

*if I was interested in you, you would know it, and if you want me to be interested in you then stop doing any of the above list.

Lloyd:  What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me…ending up together? 
Mary:  Not good.
Lloyd:  You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary:  I’d say more like one out of a million.
Lloyd:  So you’re telling me there’s a chance.  Yeah!

Harsh? Yeah. Thems the breaks.

And moms: No, I'm not interested in your sons and don't keep asking me when I'm getting married!

no joke.

you wanna see how humid it is here? check out my incense!

NOT COOL. literally.

Kerala.

thinking about taking a little week trip to the western coast of India to Kerala. It's south of Goa and a complete paradise. apparently November is the best month to go and im praying to the Lords of the beaches to let me come...